雙語閱讀：10種最討人厭的微信朋友圈 你躺槍了么

刷微信朋友圈已變成手機控每天必干的一件事，跟強迫癥似的。泛濫的朋友圈里各種“直播生活”，各種秀恩愛，各種曬小孩，各種心靈雞湯，哪種最各應你？小編盤點了10種最討人厭的微信朋友圈，你躺槍了么？

1.Declarations of love that don’t ever need to declared: “I love my daughter sooo much.”
　　Analysis: They feel the need to convince someone like themselves, or perhaps felt a pang of love and instead of telling the beloved, they felt the whole world should be in on it.
　　1.炫耀無需聲明的愛：“我太太太太愛我的女兒了！”
　　分析：這種人是在尋求認同感。他們不把這種愛告訴至親，卻選擇昭告全世界。

2.Mundane details about their day appearing as milestones: “Going to dinner and a movie!!!”
　　Analysis: A very boring life.
　　2.事無巨細地匯報每日行程：“要去吃晚餐看電影啦！”
　　分析：實在是無趣的人生阿。

3.Giving details about health along with emoticon to verify feelings about it: “Feeling sick today :("
　　Analysis: Bored, and too stupid to just play Words with Friends.
　　3.發(fā)一些跟健康有關(guān)的內(nèi)容，再配上相應的表情：“今天感覺不太好:(”
　　分析：無聊，連填字游戲都玩不明白。

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4. Emotional rant directed at no one in particular, but so specific that everyone knows they’ve been screwed over: “Never trust people who tell you they will pick you up at 6 just to make you wait an hour. Some people will never be mature enough to be in a relationship, so maybe they should be dumped.”
　　Analysis: Well, they can’t really give the person’s name or address them directly.
　　4.情感責罵，并不明確指向任何人，但話說的太明白所有人都知道他們玩完了：“永遠不要相信那些說6點來接你結(jié)果害你白白等一個小時的人。有些人就是太不成熟，活該被甩。”
　　分析：可他們從來不把那個人的名字或者地址直接說出來。

5.Pictures of feet.
　　Analysis: I have no idea why people do this. It’s weird.
　　5.自己腳的照片
　　分析：完全搞不懂人們?yōu)槭裁匆�這么做，太怪了。

6. Pictures of mundane plates of food in front of them.
　　Analysis: "I’m eating. You have to see what I’m eating!" Well, maybe it looked better at the restaurant.
　　6.面前單調(diào)食物的照片。
　　分析：“我吃著呢，你看我吃著呢！”天阿，可能在餐廳這頓飯看起來還能好點。

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7. Dozens of trivial pictures of people and their new boyfriends/girlfriends smiling and posing.
　　Analysis: This is a very interesting phenomenon. Women typically begin a relationship and immediately start accumulating evidence of it. The more insecure the woman, the more evidence there will be. You can gage how invested in the relationship your female partner is by counting the pics.
　　7.和新男友/女友一起擺拍的無聊照片。
　　分析：這是一個很有趣的現(xiàn)象。女人一旦開始一段感情就會立即積累關(guān)于它的點滴。她越?jīng)]安全感，就會發(fā)越多的照片。數(shù)一數(shù)你的女友發(fā)了多少張照片，你就能知道她對這段感情有多認真了。

8.Updates of mundane activities written as though they are jokes: “I had to stop and get gas and then wait an hour for a prescription. Then I lost my keys and couldn’t get back in my car. Hahaha.”
　　Analysis: “It’s funny, right? Please say it’s funny.”
　　8.更新一些日�；顒�，盡管只是笑話：“我停下來給車加油，然后等處方等了一個小時。然后我鑰匙就丟了，現(xiàn)在沒辦法回車里了。哈哈。”
　　分析：“很搞笑對吧？拜托快笑兩聲。”

9.  Quoted clichés from various thinkers: “It’s better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all.” –Unknown.
　　Analysis: "I can’t think of anything amazing to say while I comfort myself, and I can’t find my iPod to quote some Lady Gaga."
　　9.從“思想者”那里抄來的“名句”：“愛過再失去，總好過從沒愛過。”——無名氏
　　分析：“自我安慰時實在是想不出什么刻骨銘心的話說阿，而且我ipod哪去了？抄不到Lady Gaga的歌詞了。”

10. Updates written as though the page-bearer never had an English class, not even in elementary school.
　　Analysis: They failed English but finally found a way to express incomprehensible thoughts.
　　10.寫的東西錯誤連篇，跟沒上過學似的。
　　分析：他們英語學得不好，不過好在找到了法子表達令人費解的想法。

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