Sheldon: I helped him run some cable for a web cam.
我?guī)退{(diào)試攝像頭網(wǎng)線。
Penny：Hey, guys.
嘿，伙計們。
Leonard: Oh, Hey, Penny. This just arrived, we just brought this up... just now.
嘿，Penny。家具剛到，我們搬上來...剛剛。
Penny：Great. Was it hard getting it up the stairs
太好了，你們搬上樓來很費勁吧
Leonard: No.
不。
Sheldon: "No"
不。
Leonard: Well, we'll get out of your here.
好了，我們出去了。
Penny：Okay, great. Thank you again.
太好了，再次謝謝你們。
Sheldon: Penny...I just want you to know that you don't have to live like this. Penny，I'm here for you.我只是想讓你知道，你沒必要這樣生活。有我在呢。
Penny：What's he talking about
他在說什么
Leonard: It's a joke.
說笑話。
Penny：I don't get it.
我沒聽懂。
Leonard: Yeah, he didn't tell it right.
是啊，他講不來笑話的。
Leonard: Hello Sheldon!
哈羅 Sheldon!
Sheldon: Shh, Shh, shh. Penny's sleeping.
噓，噓，Penny在睡覺。
Leonard: Are you insane. You can't just break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean.
你瘋了嗎？你不能就這么闖進(jìn)一間女人的公寓，深更半夜，還打掃整理。
Sheldon: I had no choice. I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and immediately adjacent to the hallway was... this.
我別無選擇。我沒法睡著，明明知道，我臥室外是客廳，客廳外是走廊，而直接緊接走廊的是...這個。
Leonard: Do you realize that if Penny wakes up, there is no reasonable explanation as to why we're here.
你有沒想過，萬一Penny醒了，該如何解釋我們在這兒呢。
Sheldon: I just gave you a reasonable explanation.
我剛就給了你一個合理解釋。
Leonard: No, no, you gave me an explanation. Its reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers.
不，不，你給了我一個解釋。可它的合理性，得由你的同伴陪審團來裁決。
Sheldon: Don't be ridiculous. I have no peers.
別說笑了。我沒什么同伴。
Leonard: Sheldon, we have to get out of here. Sheldon，我們得出去。
Sheldon: You might want to speak in a lower register.
也許你得降低聲調(diào)。
Leonard: What
什么
Sheldon: Evolution has made women sensitive to high-pitched noises while they sleep
人類進(jìn)化使得女性在睡覺時，對高聲調(diào)的噪音特別敏感，
so that they'll be roused by a crying baby.
這樣她們就能被哭鬧的嬰兒喚醒。
If you want to avoid waking her, speak in a lower register.
如果你不想吵醒她，降低聲調(diào)。
Leonard: That's ridiculous!
太可笑了!
Sheldon: No. That's ridiculous.
不，太可笑了。
Leonard: Fine. I accept your premise. Now, please, let's go.
好吧，我接受你的假設(shè)，拜托，我們走。
Sheldon: I'm not leaving until I'm done. If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.
沒清理完，我不會走的。如果你如此清閑，還不如幫著清理。
Leonard: Oh, what the hell.
噢，該死的。
Sheldon: Morning.
早上好。
Leonard: Morning.
早上好。
Sheldon: I have to say I slept splendidly. Granted, not long, but just deeply and well.
我得說我睡得非常好。老實說，睡得不久，但是很深很沉。
Leonard: I'm not surprised. A well-known folk cure for insomnia is to break in your neighbor's apartment and clean.
我不覺得驚訝。一個有名的民間治愈失眠法，就是闖入鄰居的房間打掃清理。
Sheldon: Sarcasm
諷刺我嗎
Leonard: You think
你說呢
Sheldon: Granted, my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox, but I think the end result will be a measurable enhancement to Penny's quality of life.
老實說，我的方法也許有些極端，但我認(rèn)為最終有效地，增進(jìn)了Penny的生活質(zhì)量。
Leonard: You've convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet.
你說得對，也許今晚我們該再偷溜去，給她的地毯來個泡泡浴。
Sheldon: You don't think that crosses a line
你不覺得那樣太過火了嗎
Leonard: Yes. For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth Sheldon
當(dāng)然。難道要我每次開口諷刺你時，都舉塊諷刺牌
Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign
你有諷刺牌
Leonard: No, I do not have a sarcasm sign.
不，我沒有諷刺牌。
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Sheldon: Do you want some cereal. I feel so good today; I'm going to choose from the low-fiber end of the shelf.
你想來些芥麥嗎？今天感覺真好，我決定選擇，架子尾端的低纖維食物。
Hello, Honey Puffs.
哈羅，蜂蜜泡芙。
Penny：Son of a bitch!
狗娘養(yǎng)的!
Leonard: Penny's up.
Penny起床了。
Penny：You sick geeky bastards!
你們這些惡心變態(tài)的雜種!
Leonard: How did she know it was us
她怎么知道是我們
Sheldon: I may have left a suggested organizational schematic for her bedroom closet.
我也許在她臥室的衣櫥，留下了一個暗示性的組織記號。
Penny：Leonard!
Leonard!
Leonard: God, this is going to be bad.
上帝啊，糟糕了。
Sheldon: Good-bye, Honey Puffs. Hello, Big Bran.
再見，蜂蜜泡芙。哈羅，大糠芥麥。
Penny：You came into my apartment last night while I was sleeping!
你們昨晚趁我睡著時，進(jìn)了我的房間!
Leonard: Yes, but only to clean.
是的，但只是幫你清理房間。
Sheldon: Really more to organize. You're not actually dirty, per se.
頂多也就是整理。本質(zhì)上講，你并不臟。
Penny：Give me back my key.
把鑰匙還給我。
Leonard: I'm very, very sorry.
我非常抱歉。
Penny：Do you understand how creepy this is
你們知道這有多么可怕嗎
Leonard: Oh, yes, we discussed it at length last night.
是的，我們昨晚詳細(xì)地討論過了。
Penny：In my apartment, while I was sleeping!
我的房間，趁我睡著時!
Sheldon: And snoring. And that's probably just a sinus infection. But it could be sleep apnea. You might want to see an otolaryngologist. The throat doctor.
還打鼾，那也許是種鼻竇傳染病。
但那會引發(fā)睡眠時呼吸暫停，你最好去看耳鼻喉科醫(yī)師。
就是看咽喉的醫(yī)生。
Penny：And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses
哪種醫(yī)生能從屁股里提鞋
Sheldon: Depending on the depth, that's either a... proctologist or a general surgeon.
依深度來看，那可能是直腸病醫(yī)生，或是普通外科醫(yī)生。
Leonard: SARCASM
諷刺（紙上寫的）
Penny：God!
上帝!
Leonard: Penny, I think what you're feeling is perfectly valid and maybe a little bit later today, when you're feeling a little less... for lack of a better word-- violated, maybe we can talk about this some more.
Penny，你現(xiàn)在的想法完全正確，也許再過一會兒，當(dāng)你感到不是那么... 該怎么說，被冒犯時，我們可以再談?wù)勥@件事。
Penny：Stay away from me.
離我遠(yuǎn)點。
Leonard: Sure, that's another way to go.
當(dāng)然，那也是種方法。
Sheldon: Penny, Penny! Hold on. Just to clarify, because there will be a discussion when you leave. Is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping, or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm. Well, that was a little non-responsive.
Penny，Penny! 等等。
澄清一下，因為你離開后，這兒會展開討論。你是只反對我們，趁你睡著時偷溜進(jìn)你房間，還是也反對被強迫接受一個，全新而井井有條的模范房間。呃，這個回答太含糊了。
Leonard: You are going to march yourself over there right now and apologize. What's funny
你得馬上大步走去，正式向她道歉。有什么好笑的
Sheldon: That wasn't sarcasm
那不是諷刺嗎
Leonard: No.
不是。
Sheldon: Whoo, boy, you are all over the place this morning. I have a master's and two Ph.D.s, I should not have to do this.
哇，小子，今早什么話都是你說了算啊。我有一個碩士學(xué)位，兩個博士學(xué)位，我不應(yīng)該這么做。
Penny：What!
什么事!
Sheldon: I am truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility. And I hope that it won't color your opinion of Leonard, who is not only a wonderful guy, but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover. I did what I could.
對于昨晚發(fā)生的事，我真摯地向你道歉。我負(fù)全部責(zé)任。而且我希望不會影響到，你對Leonard的看法。他不僅僅是個好人，而且我聽說，他是個溫和細(xì)心的好情人。
我盡力了。
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