雙語新聞：炸雞代替真愛！女子被甩后住進(jìn)肯德基

雙語新聞：炸雞代替真愛！女子被甩后住進(jìn)肯德基

這是一個悲傷的故事。據(jù)Blisstree網(wǎng)站報道，一女子在被甩之后，毅然決然地搬進(jìn)了肯德基，再次證明一切皆浮云，唯有炸雞是真愛啊！

How did you survive your last breakup?

你是怎么熬過上一次分手的？

Maybe you wrote bad, sad poetry in your Notes app and Instagrammed it to the world (note: don’t do that). Or maybe you resorted to Tinder (ugh). During one particularly rough patch, I told anyone who would listen to me that my ex was a ‘c-word’ (no, not that c-word—I mean a coward). The fact of the matter is, we all deal with grief, and sometimes, yes, a bruised ego, differently。

也許是在你的筆記本應(yīng)用和Instagram上寫那么一首悲傷事實上卻不怎么樣的詩，向全世界發(fā)泄(注：不建議這么做)。或者向約會神器Tinder求助(呵呵)。在一段相當(dāng)痛苦的分手后，我曾經(jīng)逢人就說我的前任是個“陰道”(不，不，我說的不是那個“陰道”，而是“懦夫”)。事實上，在傷心，或者自尊受到傷害時，我們處理的方式往往是不一樣的。

But I think there’s one woman who’s finally got the whole ‘wallowing’ thing down to a science. And that woman is Tan Shen, 26, from Chengdu, China. Shen spent a week at a 24-hour KFC after being dumped by her boyfriend, drowning her sorrows in chicken wings and fries。

但是我認(rèn)為從沒有一個姑娘能將發(fā)泄悲傷發(fā)展到了這樣一個高度的。這位姑娘叫陳丹，今天26歲，來自成都。她在被男朋友甩了之后，在一家24小時營業(yè)的肯德基店待了整整一個星期，完全把自己投入到與雞翅和薯條的大戰(zhàn)中。

Bringing a new meaning to the term, “emotional eating,” Shen ordered wings and fries several times a day during her stay. She had only meant to ‘stop by’ the KFC near a train station by her home, but instead ended up staying for a whole week because she, “needed time to think。”

她的這個舉動讓我們聯(lián)想到一個詞：“情緒化進(jìn)食”。她每天都會買幾次雞翅和薯條，但卻不僅僅是“路過”她家附近地鐵站旁的肯德基，而是在那兒待了整整一個星期，據(jù)她所說，她“需要時間思考”。

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Shen, who even called in sick to work, told reporters:“I hadn’t planned on staying there long, I just wanted some chicken wings。”

陳甚至為此向公司請了病假，她對記者說：“我不是想長時間待在那兒，就是想吃雞翅。”

Employees started to get concerned, but only after day three. And by then, Shen was a loyal customer, so they wouldn’t dream of kicking her out。

肯德基的員工到第三天才發(fā)現(xiàn)了她的行為，但是他們卻不想將這樣一個老顧客趕出去。

Eventually, though, she got sick of the media attention (and maybe even got sick of fried chicken and started craving Taco Bell) and went back home. I also assume she hadn’t charged her phone all week, and wanted to see if her ex had texted her yet。

最后，由于受夠了媒體的關(guān)注(甚至可能受夠了炸雞并瘋狂想念雞蛋餅)，她終于回家了。我推測她可能一周沒個手機(jī)充電，所以想看看她的前男友有沒有給她發(fā)短信。

While this might not be a normal way to grieve, I can’t decide if it’s better or worse than downing an entire bottle of cheap red wine before writing a very personal, heartfelt blog post about the very sad, very, very hurtful experience (not that I’ve ever done that). To be honest, it’s probably better. Shen never—at least, to my knowledge—berated or belittled her ex, despite her opportunity to do so in front of the media. Now that’s a classy lady。

也許這并不是一種正常的發(fā)泄痛苦的方式，但是我無法判定這樣做是不是比灌了一整瓶廉價紅酒之后再寫一篇關(guān)于自己及其痛苦經(jīng)歷的私人的、悲傷的博客更好或者更好(不過我以前可沒有做過這種事)。說實話，瘋狂吃炸雞翅很可能更好。起碼據(jù)我所知，她從沒有趁著媒體采訪的機(jī)會大講特講自己前任的壞話，真是一位有素質(zhì)的女士。

Maybe there’s hope for the couple after all! (Joke). But if not, I think Shen will be OK. The girl obviously knows how to deal with her grief in a (kinda) healthy way—well, at least not in a way that involves drinking, drugs, or STDs。

也許陳和他的前任最后會走到一起！(玩笑)但是如果他們沒在一起，我認(rèn)為陳也能順利度過這一段。這個女孩兒顯然知道如何以一種健康的方式走出痛苦，至少不是沉溺于酒精、毒品或者性。

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